Prompt III Response

Thought process:
...is that a lamp? (...yes, yes it is.)
Alternatively titled: is that lamp...floating? (yes, it is.)
Alternatively titled: Oh Jesus, why is it following me? (because it lurves you.)

I would just like to say that this was great fun to do, and if I hadn't left it last minute I would have had a whole army of lamps following me :D